Perfect Bad Day

I had a fight with a squirrel
Over a cactus leaf
He gave me grief
But now I have
Brown earmuffs

I had a friend on the streets
Who I loved through the chill
She fed me oatmeal
With raisins and pills
But all I wanted was a cheap thrill

Bad day, Ive had a bad day
Long way, its such a very long way
Back to the sanity I need
And the grips that Ive freed
Back to the black that I bleed
On the perfect bad day

I took a trip on a ship
With a slippery deck
I gave a pirate my neck
And felt my blood stream
Felt my sex in a dream

Bad day, Ive had a bad day
Long way, its such a very long way
Back to the sanity I need
And the grips that Ive freed
Back to the black that I bleed
On the perfect bad day